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No more cutting in line at the airport, please!

More passengers are trying to board the plane first. It's time for the madness to stop

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Christopher Elliott
Feb 18, 2024
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Everyone wants to get on the plane first, and it’s getting out of control.

Passengers are finding new and sometimes highly unethical ways of accessing their seats before everyone else. 

I saw it recently while I was getting on a flight from Montevideo, Uruguay, to São Paulo. A man with a cane cut to the front of the line.

“I have a cane!” he exclaimed.

Be f…

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